What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
11.06.2025 12:13
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Do you know what she said mum?
True - how I loved my mum!
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Thunder -750 favorites in NBA Finals over Pacers - ESPN
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What! how could you do that?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What do you mean son?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”